Coming soon to Le Moyne: Jerzdays at the Pub!

Regina Phalange, Staff Writer
March 29, 2012
Filed under Just for Fun

It turns out that you really should not judge a book by its cover. People can definitely surprise you. It’s just been announced that Pauly D and Deena from the hit MTV show “Jersey Shore” are coming to Le Moyne.

You heard right. However, they are not coming as visitors, or just to see the new pub that recently opened on campus; they are coming as students. It was revealed this week that both castmates of “Jersey Shore” got accepted into Le Moyne for the fall 2012 semester.

This shocking news raises many questions. Questions like, why did Pauly D and Deena pick Le Moyne? Now that they’re getting an education, what does the future hold for “Jersey Shore?” How long will it be before everyone at Le Moyne is taking part in “GTL”? All of our questions will be answered soon enough. Students are eager to meet some of the people that have dominated MTV for the last three years.

Rumor has it that Deena will be a history major and Pauly will be a business major. So be prepared as we will be fist-pumping with Pauly D and doing the Jersey Turnpike with Deena very soon. Time can only tell how much longer it will be until the other “Jersey Shore” castmates join them (there’s a rumor that Snooki is looking for some education, so who knows?).

*This is part of our April Fools Day issue!*