Cheers & Jeers 4/18/2013
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
April 18, 2013
The prevalence of cats on the Internet astounds me… as does the fascination with sloths. I awoke to my roommates having placed a sloth meme on our exterior door, and thought “why is there a sloth meme on our exterior door?” Also, they mirrored the “Act like a b**ch, gunna die like a b**ch”... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 4/11/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
April 11, 2013
Well that was a long hiatus! Apparently some members of the editorial staff were a little worried that the quality of the paper last week would have suffered since we had off on Monday, but let’s be honest, this is the only page anyone cares about anyway and it is always superbly written… even when... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 3/21/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
March 21, 2013
It’s March, it’s cold, there is one more week ‘til Easter Break and a pall has been cast over Le Moyne’s campus. Everyone seems to be hitting those mid-spring semester doldrums, where the Syracuse sky seems a little grayer, the Caf food seems a little saltier, the Library looks a little 1950’s-er... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 3/14/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
March 14, 2013
Good news. Apparently, from now on, the senior class will have a vote in terms of their commencement speaker. Bad news. This year, it’s still Nancy Cantor. So, all forms of protest are still on the table, and so far the winner is the Baseball Team starting a flash mob during her speech… which would... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 2/28/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 28, 2013
Spring Break starts tomorrow, and not a moment too soon. LMC has once again decided to take its break a bit early, in order to save its students the embarrassment of going to Daytona or Myrtle Beach and having to explain to people that go to real universities in the SEC, Big 12 and PAC-10 exactly where... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 21, 2013
It’s the week before Spring Break once again, a week when professors decide to schedule every paper, midterm, presentation, debate, acrobatic routine, cooking demonstration, dressage competition, and unibrow plucking appointment into one week of hell. So buckle down, you’re in for a bumpy week. But... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 02/14/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 14, 2013
Who’s ready for a break? Am I the only one? This is why Spring Semester is infinitely worse than Fall Semester – the break schedule is completely off! Sure, Spring means Dolphy Day, but it also means having to wait until March to get a day off! All we can hope for now is that Syracuse gets an... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 2/7/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
February 7, 2013
This week, I would like to commend the State Senator from Arkansas who has passed a ban on abortion. His tireless efforts have, I hope, confirmed for all of us how happy we are… that we do not live in Arkansas. I had the pleasure of visiting a few years back, and I can tell you this much: if you... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 01/31/13
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
January 31, 2013
Welcome back! I hope you are all geared up for another semester of lukewarm critiques and ineffectual snark, I know I am. The weather? Yeah, we get it. It’s cold, get over it – you go to school in Syracuse. Hmmm, what else has been going on? Mant’i Teo, Super Bowl… God, these intros... Read more »
Cheers & Jeers 12/6/12
Tyler Sperrazza, Staff Writer
December 6, 2012
Well, the faculty is at it again. I accidentally wandered into Grewen Aud the other night and there they were… creating their exams. The Provost and Deans were on the stage in black cloaks and the rest of the professors, also hooded, approached them one by one to hand over their test questions.... Read more »